Things That Have Happened Durring The Time We Lived At Johnny's House

1. Almost got seen (memo to me: stay away from windows)

2. Got "grounded" for watching TV when I wasn't supposed to (I'll just crack up now...)

3. Got a new wardrobe (clothes that I'm not allowed to sabotage so my wings can fit, because soon I won't have wings!!!!)

4. Beat Johnny at his own video game (HA!!! New world champion!!!)

5. Got my hair done (essential for when you live with a woman who styles and cuts hair)

6. Finally was moved from the dinky couch to a full-sized air mattress to claim as my sleeping quarters.

7. Caught Trinity and Johnny cuddling (grrr...)

8. Johnny found one of my feathers lying around the house and decided to keep it

9. Was indulged in my very first chocolate chip cookie

10. And secretly went through Johnny's old yearbook when no one was looking


So as we can see, my life had taken a drastic turn. In some ways it's good, but in other ways it's not. But I've been surviving, and spend my time mostly reading and re-reading Johnny's X-Men comics, having taken a fancy to them. Because of work, Johnny's mother is not around, and what's so convenient is that the hair cutting place is just below their house. Meaning that the upper floor is where they live. No one but the family goes up here, so I'm safe, as long as I stay away from the windows.
I bet you're wondering how someone like me can stay cooped up in a dinky house like that for hours and hours. I'll let you in on a little secret.
I can't.
I have a funky schedule. Being me, I can survive off of very little sleep. So during the night, I sneak away and go flying out in the fabulous midnight sky. Around three I sneak back in and go to sleep.
No problem.
Most of the time I am working on the mutant-gene-repressing doohickey thing so that going to school is possible. But If not, I'm either hanging out with Trinity and Johnny, drawing, playing video games, etc.
Whatever.
I wonder how long I am going to keep up with this life. I mean, I can be normal forever!

-Red