I'm too tired to talk about the dance now.
I'll tell you tomorrow what it was like.
But I'll let you now that it was awesome, for more than one reason.
-Red
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Sheesh...
Today was weird.
It just felt weird. With Shredder giving me the stink eye and Aleron suddenly talking to me.
Why so sudden? Even though it's like a miracle (though oddly bizarre), why so sudden?
I couldn't really press the question on Aleron much, because it would be awkward and sound, excuse my french, bitchy. As if I didn't like him, and you know I do.
Pfft, you of all people know I do.
But I'm wondering why. I mean, it could be because he had always liked me, and could finally have an excuse to come and talk to me (asking me to the dance). But then again, he didn't let in on much, unless he's really good at not letting it on.
Somehow word got out that I'm going to the dance with Aleron (I blame Trin for that one, who somehow found out! I don't think Ulric would care too much to gossip about it). So now I have everyone come up to me saying things like, "You're going to the dance with Aleron!?" and "You and Aleron are the perfect match!" and "When did he ask you?" and "Are you planning on kissing him?"
Uhum...Kissing...let's skip that until I feel more confident about approaching that well-desired step...
So now the whole world knows that Aleron Phoenix had asked Red Starbird out to the dance.
Wow.
You can tell I'm nervous/excited/dreading/longing for this dance tomorrow.
-Red
It just felt weird. With Shredder giving me the stink eye and Aleron suddenly talking to me.
Why so sudden? Even though it's like a miracle (though oddly bizarre), why so sudden?
I couldn't really press the question on Aleron much, because it would be awkward and sound, excuse my french, bitchy. As if I didn't like him, and you know I do.
Pfft, you of all people know I do.
But I'm wondering why. I mean, it could be because he had always liked me, and could finally have an excuse to come and talk to me (asking me to the dance). But then again, he didn't let in on much, unless he's really good at not letting it on.
Somehow word got out that I'm going to the dance with Aleron (I blame Trin for that one, who somehow found out! I don't think Ulric would care too much to gossip about it). So now I have everyone come up to me saying things like, "You're going to the dance with Aleron!?" and "You and Aleron are the perfect match!" and "When did he ask you?" and "Are you planning on kissing him?"
Uhum...Kissing...let's skip that until I feel more confident about approaching that well-desired step...
So now the whole world knows that Aleron Phoenix had asked Red Starbird out to the dance.
Wow.
You can tell I'm nervous/excited/dreading/longing for this dance tomorrow.
-Red
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Freaked!
I'm still overly freaked out from yesterday.
Well, not as freaked, but still freaked all the same.
Shredder has been absent for a long time, and now he shows up telling me a bunch of confusing scary crap, and pulling a gun out.
I didn't see him in the halls again after that little incident. But today I did see Aleron. He was trying to talk to me. Trying as in stumbling over what he said and avoiding eye contact. He kept shifting his weight from one foot to the other too.
"Just say what you want to say," I said, realizing he was trying to push a subject in my direction that he was attempting to gradually build up to, and failing at doing so.
But...
He asked me to the dance this friday.
After Aleron left I felt like rocketing right through the roof of the school. It was happening! And the professional love-sniffer Trinity only needed to take a fraction of a glance at me to know what my giddy mood was caused by.
"Lovebirds!!!" she teased. I was in too good of a mood to taunt back. At least, to dis.
"Yeah, but you better not bother coming to the dance," I said. "Because everyone is going to make you dance with the big bad w- ahem, Ulric."
Which is true. Everyone thinks Ulric and Trin are going out, and if they show up at the dance on friday, the girls are going to herd her over to Ulric while Ulric's guy friends are going to make him dance with Trin.
I can't wait to see it.
If there is anyone who can't dance to save their sorry ass, it would be Ulric.
The only dance move he knows is Grinding. But that's it.
And Trinity is going to be even more school-famous when she's lost her tolerance for Ulric grinding against her and smack him through the ceiling. Literally.
Jeez, what am I supposed to even do for a dance. Dress up? How fancy?
God! Who ever thought the boring life of regular humans would have an impact on me?!
Then again, I am a teenager, and all teenagers go through this.
Yikes!
-Red
Well, not as freaked, but still freaked all the same.
Shredder has been absent for a long time, and now he shows up telling me a bunch of confusing scary crap, and pulling a gun out.
I didn't see him in the halls again after that little incident. But today I did see Aleron. He was trying to talk to me. Trying as in stumbling over what he said and avoiding eye contact. He kept shifting his weight from one foot to the other too.
"Just say what you want to say," I said, realizing he was trying to push a subject in my direction that he was attempting to gradually build up to, and failing at doing so.
But...
He asked me to the dance this friday.
After Aleron left I felt like rocketing right through the roof of the school. It was happening! And the professional love-sniffer Trinity only needed to take a fraction of a glance at me to know what my giddy mood was caused by.
"Lovebirds!!!" she teased. I was in too good of a mood to taunt back. At least, to dis.
"Yeah, but you better not bother coming to the dance," I said. "Because everyone is going to make you dance with the big bad w- ahem, Ulric."
Which is true. Everyone thinks Ulric and Trin are going out, and if they show up at the dance on friday, the girls are going to herd her over to Ulric while Ulric's guy friends are going to make him dance with Trin.
I can't wait to see it.
If there is anyone who can't dance to save their sorry ass, it would be Ulric.
The only dance move he knows is Grinding. But that's it.
And Trinity is going to be even more school-famous when she's lost her tolerance for Ulric grinding against her and smack him through the ceiling. Literally.
Jeez, what am I supposed to even do for a dance. Dress up? How fancy?
God! Who ever thought the boring life of regular humans would have an impact on me?!
Then again, I am a teenager, and all teenagers go through this.
Yikes!
-Red
Monday, November 26, 2007
WARNING!!! Shredder's Back...More Pissed Than Ever
You better believe it.
The bully is back in town. And guess what? He decided not only to take his vengeance out on unpopular nerds like Max, but also on the gorgeous sophisticated teens that no bully ever touches. Or bothers to.
Like, let's say as an example, Ulric.
Shredder had not once threatened the freak this year. Because Ulric, in the minds of unaware preps, is one attracting wolf. (I mean really. I have heard more than once "He's made for me!" and "I love his hair!" when the preppy girls talk about Ulric). But today, he came out looking like he got the potato-face treatment, saying that the thug Shredder had wrecked his perfect looks.
I flicked him off.
He asked, "What time?"
When no one was looking, I smacked him. There's an example of what our common relationship is like as a reluctant family.
But it was at lunch when I noticed Shredder had his eye set on another familiar face. A face I cannot help adoring.
You guessed it.
Aleron.
And just as I thought, he caught Aleron in the hall unaware, and was smashing his head against the locker. I know this because I was in the bathroom and heard noises from outside the door. Walking out of the bathroom was like walking into a one-to-one war zone.
I'll tell you one thing, Aleron was a shrimp compared to the hulking mass of muscles and big bones that made up Shredder. Not like he was short or anything. Aleron is taller than me, and I'm taller than a majority of the high schoolers in my school, but only by a fraction. Trinity, on the other hand, is a frickin' giant.
Shredder had his back to me when I came out of the bathroom. He was holding Aleron in the air with one hand securely around Aleron's neck.
"What the f*ck are you made of!?!" Shredder boomed. "You be a twig to weigh as much as you do!"
For your convenience, I'll let you know that Aleron is not skinny. He's very fit.
Aleron noticed me, and started giving me a look that screamed "get the heck out of here!!!" But Shredder noticed the looks, and turned to me.
"If it ain't that red-head b*tch," he said in a surprisingly cold tone. He dropped Aleron and advanced toward me, making me press against the wall. He put his hands against it casually, caging me in. This situation was creeping me out.
"You know what b*tch?" he said. "You really piss me off."
"Well I'm terribly sorry about that Shredder," I said with a smile I hoped was Innocent. "I'd be happy to discuss this later if you would like. But right now I really must be attending business that really needs to be attended to." I tried to duck under his burly arms, but he caught me.
"You ain't going nowhere," said Shredder, reaching into his black leather jacket. "There are people out there in the world who wish to have you back, Red. Some of them wish you was dead. Including me." He pulled a gun from his jacket.
What in the world was he talking about?!? It was freaking me out almost too much.
"Leave her alone!" Suddenly Aleron had launched himself at Shredder, with his foot colliding into his side. Shredder grunted, and the next thing I knew I was running down the hall, going super fast, with Aleron pulling me. We were outside in the cold when we stopped.
"What was that!?!" I said. There was no need to regain breath after that run. Air sacs you know.
"Shredder threatening to kill you?" said Aleron. I shook my head in disbelief, but not from what Aleron said.
"What did he mean when he said that there is people who want me back?" I said, having a thought but not wanting to believe it.
"You know as well as I," said Aleron. I scowled. There was something funny about the way he said that.
"Just hope you don't know much," I said. I pushed past him, heading to my next class.
What the heck is going on?
-Red
The bully is back in town. And guess what? He decided not only to take his vengeance out on unpopular nerds like Max, but also on the gorgeous sophisticated teens that no bully ever touches. Or bothers to.
Like, let's say as an example, Ulric.
Shredder had not once threatened the freak this year. Because Ulric, in the minds of unaware preps, is one attracting wolf. (I mean really. I have heard more than once "He's made for me!" and "I love his hair!" when the preppy girls talk about Ulric). But today, he came out looking like he got the potato-face treatment, saying that the thug Shredder had wrecked his perfect looks.
I flicked him off.
He asked, "What time?"
When no one was looking, I smacked him. There's an example of what our common relationship is like as a reluctant family.
But it was at lunch when I noticed Shredder had his eye set on another familiar face. A face I cannot help adoring.
You guessed it.
Aleron.
And just as I thought, he caught Aleron in the hall unaware, and was smashing his head against the locker. I know this because I was in the bathroom and heard noises from outside the door. Walking out of the bathroom was like walking into a one-to-one war zone.
I'll tell you one thing, Aleron was a shrimp compared to the hulking mass of muscles and big bones that made up Shredder. Not like he was short or anything. Aleron is taller than me, and I'm taller than a majority of the high schoolers in my school, but only by a fraction. Trinity, on the other hand, is a frickin' giant.
Shredder had his back to me when I came out of the bathroom. He was holding Aleron in the air with one hand securely around Aleron's neck.
"What the f*ck are you made of!?!" Shredder boomed. "You be a twig to weigh as much as you do!"
For your convenience, I'll let you know that Aleron is not skinny. He's very fit.
Aleron noticed me, and started giving me a look that screamed "get the heck out of here!!!" But Shredder noticed the looks, and turned to me.
"If it ain't that red-head b*tch," he said in a surprisingly cold tone. He dropped Aleron and advanced toward me, making me press against the wall. He put his hands against it casually, caging me in. This situation was creeping me out.
"You know what b*tch?" he said. "You really piss me off."
"Well I'm terribly sorry about that Shredder," I said with a smile I hoped was Innocent. "I'd be happy to discuss this later if you would like. But right now I really must be attending business that really needs to be attended to." I tried to duck under his burly arms, but he caught me.
"You ain't going nowhere," said Shredder, reaching into his black leather jacket. "There are people out there in the world who wish to have you back, Red. Some of them wish you was dead. Including me." He pulled a gun from his jacket.
What in the world was he talking about?!? It was freaking me out almost too much.
"Leave her alone!" Suddenly Aleron had launched himself at Shredder, with his foot colliding into his side. Shredder grunted, and the next thing I knew I was running down the hall, going super fast, with Aleron pulling me. We were outside in the cold when we stopped.
"What was that!?!" I said. There was no need to regain breath after that run. Air sacs you know.
"Shredder threatening to kill you?" said Aleron. I shook my head in disbelief, but not from what Aleron said.
"What did he mean when he said that there is people who want me back?" I said, having a thought but not wanting to believe it.
"You know as well as I," said Aleron. I scowled. There was something funny about the way he said that.
"Just hope you don't know much," I said. I pushed past him, heading to my next class.
What the heck is going on?
-Red
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Things I Did This Thanksgiving Break
1. Stuff my fricken gut.
2. Got some more jeans. Compliments to Jalana.
3. Found my only Evanescence CD under the couch next to the remote. (Only god knows how the heck it got there).
4. Built a trebuchet, which is a kind of catapult. (No joking! It launches man. Trust me, it launches).
5. And last but most definitely not least, I got the WiFi back up. (Score! Jalana can't know though).
You know before Thanksgiving break started, about a week before, Shredder had been absent. And he had been absent since then.
It's weird. The most he's ever been gone was three days at the very most, and that was because he wanted to skip school. The school is talking about it, because, honestly, it is a safer place when he's not around. Word has gone out that he got a job somewhere.
But as rumors go, that might not be true.
Hmm...
Well, at least I won't have to rescue Max's butt anymore from a beating. Poor kid seems to be a favored target.
Speaking of which, he's going out with that Romanian girl now. He doesn't seem to talk to me and Trinity much, but that's okay. I'll just let him be in love with that girl for a while.
Ulric's tried to hit on her, but she said in these very words, "I don't date werewolves. Let alone have affairs with them."
Well I laughed my ass off.
"Fine," said Ulric. "You would bite my nuts off anyway."
Trin and I are dealing with our own love affairs too. On the day before we got out of school, Aleron came up to me and said, "Well Red I, uh, hope you have a great Thanksgiving."
And I smiled and said, "You too."
So that's all the news I had to cover. There had been an interval in time where I couldn't access the internet, so that's why there was a delay.
But the WiFi is back up, so there you go.
-Red
2. Got some more jeans. Compliments to Jalana.
3. Found my only Evanescence CD under the couch next to the remote. (Only god knows how the heck it got there).
4. Built a trebuchet, which is a kind of catapult. (No joking! It launches man. Trust me, it launches).
5. And last but most definitely not least, I got the WiFi back up. (Score! Jalana can't know though).
You know before Thanksgiving break started, about a week before, Shredder had been absent. And he had been absent since then.
It's weird. The most he's ever been gone was three days at the very most, and that was because he wanted to skip school. The school is talking about it, because, honestly, it is a safer place when he's not around. Word has gone out that he got a job somewhere.
But as rumors go, that might not be true.
Hmm...
Well, at least I won't have to rescue Max's butt anymore from a beating. Poor kid seems to be a favored target.
Speaking of which, he's going out with that Romanian girl now. He doesn't seem to talk to me and Trinity much, but that's okay. I'll just let him be in love with that girl for a while.
Ulric's tried to hit on her, but she said in these very words, "I don't date werewolves. Let alone have affairs with them."
Well I laughed my ass off.
"Fine," said Ulric. "You would bite my nuts off anyway."
Trin and I are dealing with our own love affairs too. On the day before we got out of school, Aleron came up to me and said, "Well Red I, uh, hope you have a great Thanksgiving."
And I smiled and said, "You too."
So that's all the news I had to cover. There had been an interval in time where I couldn't access the internet, so that's why there was a delay.
But the WiFi is back up, so there you go.
-Red
Friday, November 23, 2007
Happy Turkey Day!!!
Thanksgiving everybody!
Sorry I haven't posted in a million years. Couldn't find time where Jalana wasn't monitoring me.
So anyway.
Thanksgiving was pretty sweet. It was me, Trin, Ulric, Johnny and Jalana around the small kitchen table. Jalana had taken all day and slaved over the stove. But it turned out to be one of the best meals I've ever experienced in my life.
Of course, there was always that sense of cannibalism when I ate the turkey, but I pushed it aside. Ulric had made a few comments at the table though.
"Does Red really taste like this!?!" he had said. For the moment, I thought he was complimenting Jalana on her good cooking, until he said. "Then Red must taste like s***!!!"
Then as we were eating, we all said what we are thankful and stuff.
I said I was thankful for food, the mutant-repressant, awesome friends, a roof over my head, again food, wings, the ability to fly, a bed and TV, and pretty much everything else.
Ulric said he was thankful that Jalana didn't decide to cook me instead of the turkey, because I, supposedly, taste like s***.
Whatever.
Trin said she was thankful for music, the mutant-repressant, poisonous claws, that Jalana was like a second mother to her, that we haven't been caught yet, food, cool friends and an awesome family, and that there was more mutants. She said some other stuff too, but I don't really remember.
So during dinner, a couple things happened.
Ulric took a turkey wing and pretend that it was my wing. Then he shredded it up into a million pieces. Trin laughed, but then Ulric said that foxes taste much better than turkey, and he wanted a taste tonight. He said he was thankful that Trin was so patient with him.
(Sigh)
So there was a couple of incidents. Ulric attempted to dump gravy on me, but it ended up in the cranberry relish, and I slammed his head into the slice of apple pie on his plate, and stuffed potatoes up his nose using the end of my fork.
Trin attempted to choke a Brussels Sprout down Ulric's throat, but Ulric rebounded by launching it at her face. Johnny got Trin by slopping the butter all over her, and I got him back by pelting olives at him.
All in all it was a great Thanksgiving.
So with gravy and pie and potatoes all over us, we had to take turns with the shower. Jalana was mad, but I think she enjoyed it too.
Besides, when can you have a Thanksgiving like that?
-Red
Sorry I haven't posted in a million years. Couldn't find time where Jalana wasn't monitoring me.
So anyway.
Thanksgiving was pretty sweet. It was me, Trin, Ulric, Johnny and Jalana around the small kitchen table. Jalana had taken all day and slaved over the stove. But it turned out to be one of the best meals I've ever experienced in my life.
Of course, there was always that sense of cannibalism when I ate the turkey, but I pushed it aside. Ulric had made a few comments at the table though.
"Does Red really taste like this!?!" he had said. For the moment, I thought he was complimenting Jalana on her good cooking, until he said. "Then Red must taste like s***!!!"
Then as we were eating, we all said what we are thankful and stuff.
I said I was thankful for food, the mutant-repressant, awesome friends, a roof over my head, again food, wings, the ability to fly, a bed and TV, and pretty much everything else.
Ulric said he was thankful that Jalana didn't decide to cook me instead of the turkey, because I, supposedly, taste like s***.
Whatever.
Trin said she was thankful for music, the mutant-repressant, poisonous claws, that Jalana was like a second mother to her, that we haven't been caught yet, food, cool friends and an awesome family, and that there was more mutants. She said some other stuff too, but I don't really remember.
So during dinner, a couple things happened.
Ulric took a turkey wing and pretend that it was my wing. Then he shredded it up into a million pieces. Trin laughed, but then Ulric said that foxes taste much better than turkey, and he wanted a taste tonight. He said he was thankful that Trin was so patient with him.
(Sigh)
So there was a couple of incidents. Ulric attempted to dump gravy on me, but it ended up in the cranberry relish, and I slammed his head into the slice of apple pie on his plate, and stuffed potatoes up his nose using the end of my fork.
Trin attempted to choke a Brussels Sprout down Ulric's throat, but Ulric rebounded by launching it at her face. Johnny got Trin by slopping the butter all over her, and I got him back by pelting olives at him.
All in all it was a great Thanksgiving.
So with gravy and pie and potatoes all over us, we had to take turns with the shower. Jalana was mad, but I think she enjoyed it too.
Besides, when can you have a Thanksgiving like that?
-Red
Saturday, November 17, 2007
More Stuff
Bored.
You know, a lot of my entries start out with me announcing my boredom. I just realized that.
Stupid Ulric hacked onto my blog the other day! Grr! I can't delete it now! He did something so that it doesn't let me!
How did he do it? I don't know.
He was just being annoying.
So today all I was pretty much doing was homework. Trin on the spur of the moment made hot dogs for us, and Ulric as he wolfed his down said for him it was cannibalism.
(Rolls eyes)
So eventually it turned out to be that Trin popped Pan's Labyrinth into the DVD player and we watched that while eating popcorn. Ulric screamed when the guy got his nose blown in with a bottle, and I cracked up after that. Not because I thought getting your nose smashed into your skull with a bottle was funny, but Ulric screams like a little girl.
Actually, it was really gross to see someones face get punched in like that.
Yeah, but after the movie Ulric drew eyeballs on the palms of his hands and kept mimicking that one guy in the movie, annoying the crap out of me and stuff.
But yeah. That's Ulric for you.
-Red
You know, a lot of my entries start out with me announcing my boredom. I just realized that.
Stupid Ulric hacked onto my blog the other day! Grr! I can't delete it now! He did something so that it doesn't let me!
How did he do it? I don't know.
He was just being annoying.
So today all I was pretty much doing was homework. Trin on the spur of the moment made hot dogs for us, and Ulric as he wolfed his down said for him it was cannibalism.
(Rolls eyes)
So eventually it turned out to be that Trin popped Pan's Labyrinth into the DVD player and we watched that while eating popcorn. Ulric screamed when the guy got his nose blown in with a bottle, and I cracked up after that. Not because I thought getting your nose smashed into your skull with a bottle was funny, but Ulric screams like a little girl.
Actually, it was really gross to see someones face get punched in like that.
Yeah, but after the movie Ulric drew eyeballs on the palms of his hands and kept mimicking that one guy in the movie, annoying the crap out of me and stuff.
But yeah. That's Ulric for you.
-Red
Friday, November 16, 2007
Me the sexy hackr posts!!!
now i hack into the pigins blog!!!
it wasnt hard stupid red forgot to sign out. best part tho is red cant delet this, yeah! bitch! btw red does blush! evry time shes around superboy! she just doesnt wan to admit it! and triny and red fight alot. theyr bitch slapin each other always. but its boring bcaus they always make up in the end.
bogus! i want 2 c claws! its fuckin stupid!
and pigin was right bout a blow job. i need one. i think my little vixen can take care of that for me tho.
Aw shit! Jalana is buggin me to get off reds computer.
-A $exy Hackr
Ulric iz a WaNgStA fo Life!!!!
it wasnt hard stupid red forgot to sign out. best part tho is red cant delet this, yeah! bitch! btw red does blush! evry time shes around superboy! she just doesnt wan to admit it! and triny and red fight alot. theyr bitch slapin each other always. but its boring bcaus they always make up in the end.
bogus! i want 2 c claws! its fuckin stupid!
and pigin was right bout a blow job. i need one. i think my little vixen can take care of that for me tho.
Aw shit! Jalana is buggin me to get off reds computer.
-A $exy Hackr
Ulric iz a WaNgStA fo Life!!!!
Ya Happy Now Ulric!?!
Seriously! He wouldn't shut-up! He wanted self-indulging drawings of him, so I made them!!!
Ulric's just upset because he can't do what me and Trin can do. You know, with our crazy computer freakness.
Here's the drawing. Photoshoped.
...If Ulric was as rich as hell, he would pimp out like this. The girls at school will faint if Ulric could walk around with bling and crap, looking like some sexy animal (which he says he already is). I think this guy in the picture portrays someone who only goes out with girls to get a blow job. But that's true anyway, although he hasn't succeeded in getting one yet.
-Red
Thursday, November 15, 2007
I'm Bored...
So yeah. I'm at school right now, durring study hall...
Just the same old crap. Nothing new. I'm just checking in. Ulric's here as well. At least he's cooperating. He's just playing inaproriate games...again...
God! I don't even know how he got into study hall!
Whatever. I've got to work on this dumb paper now...
-Red
Just the same old crap. Nothing new. I'm just checking in. Ulric's here as well. At least he's cooperating. He's just playing inaproriate games...again...
God! I don't even know how he got into study hall!
Whatever. I've got to work on this dumb paper now...
-Red
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
How Long Can This Go On?
Right now I had a thought.
Well, not just a thought, but a series of thoughts that led up to one important question.
Is this how my life is going to go on forever? And will it, or will there be something to interfere it?
I've wondered, plenty of times, if those creeps who created me would want me back. I mean, I suspect I'm worth enough to make Bill Gates go broke. Maybe not that much...but you get the point. I'm a successful hybrid. I can fly and fight like a pro. My mind is sharp, and I have an intelligence that beats the average humans' by a long shot.
Not to brag about it, but it's true.
If I was a mad scientist, I'd want that priceless recombined life form back in my grasp asap.
And what about Trinity and Ulric? I know Trinity's story, but I know nothing about Ulric's. Could it be possible that they came from the same place I did? Maybe the same company.
And if they do want me back, why have they not made an attempt to get me back? Or are they just waiting for the right moment? Maybe their plan is already in action, and I just don't know it.
Or did they just forget about me?
The idea is appealing but far-fetched and undoubtedly not true. They wouldn't just let multi-million dollar merchandise to run free.
I should keep my eyes open. Anyone could be on their side. I should watch my back more carefully now. I can't get too caught up in my current teenage life. If I do, they could catch me off-guard.
Who knows? Something could happen tomorrow. Or months from now.
Either way, I'll be ready for it.
-Red
Well, not just a thought, but a series of thoughts that led up to one important question.
Is this how my life is going to go on forever? And will it, or will there be something to interfere it?
I've wondered, plenty of times, if those creeps who created me would want me back. I mean, I suspect I'm worth enough to make Bill Gates go broke. Maybe not that much...but you get the point. I'm a successful hybrid. I can fly and fight like a pro. My mind is sharp, and I have an intelligence that beats the average humans' by a long shot.
Not to brag about it, but it's true.
If I was a mad scientist, I'd want that priceless recombined life form back in my grasp asap.
And what about Trinity and Ulric? I know Trinity's story, but I know nothing about Ulric's. Could it be possible that they came from the same place I did? Maybe the same company.
And if they do want me back, why have they not made an attempt to get me back? Or are they just waiting for the right moment? Maybe their plan is already in action, and I just don't know it.
Or did they just forget about me?
The idea is appealing but far-fetched and undoubtedly not true. They wouldn't just let multi-million dollar merchandise to run free.
I should keep my eyes open. Anyone could be on their side. I should watch my back more carefully now. I can't get too caught up in my current teenage life. If I do, they could catch me off-guard.
Who knows? Something could happen tomorrow. Or months from now.
Either way, I'll be ready for it.
-Red
Humans, Mutants and...Vampires?
God I am so tired.
Why am I so tired? Can someone please tell me why I'm so brain dead and tired?
Anyway...
So today I was talking to Max in the hall (this was before school started) and he was telling me a bunch of funny jokes (some dirty) and suddenly, a group of boys passed through the halls, and in that mass was Ulric, who turned to us with that grin on his face.
"Hey Vampire Boy!" he said. "Seen the new girl? Doesn't look like you have!" Behind Max, I threw Ulric the bird (get it?) and he threw back that seriously evil, "wolfish" grin of his.
But it wasn't long after that when we saw this new girl.
Holy crap.
She's got a pale complexion, flawless skin, long long long black hair (not dyed) and incredibly dark eyes and pointed facial features.
Ahem...
Max was drooling. And if he wasn't, he was damn near it. I mean, I've never seen anyone look so...lovestruck.
I smirked to myself. I was going to do Max a little "favor" for him.
So I went up to the girl, introduced myself, got a feel for her. Her name's Lana. She's got kind of a strange accent. Russian, I think. Turns out she's from Romania.
Um...okay.
Eventually she said, "Who is that guy behind you?" I looked at Max. Yes. This is just where I wanted the conversation to go.
So then Max came forward. I could see Lana was noting his features. From his dark hair to the plastic vampire fangs in his mouth. Max look like he had all the sanity sucked out of him.
Actually, he looked like he got stoned or something. Or had his face glued into this wide-eyed position. Kind of how Ulric stares at porno mags sometimes, except different.
With slurred speech he introduced himself. He was acting like a real idiot, that's for sure.
But like those situations go, Lana was amused.
Seeing as I was no longer of anyone's attention, I split. And I couldn't help smiling.
Being the champion I am, I collided into my own romantic issues as I was going to my first class. An apology rushed out of my mouth right away, and one out of Aleron's mouth as well.
And then Ulric and a few of his friends passed through the hall. Grinning, he winked at me and gave me a thumbs-up.
Ugh...
Feeling like a complete doofus, I walked passed a baffled Aleron, and again I'll emphasize that I felt like a blithering idiot.
Uncool. Really not slick and not cool.
I don't know why I was so shook up. Trin noticed during class, as we were being lectured about the Vietnam War, and she asked me why I looked so freaked out.
I told her, and she laughed, because she's just like that. She doesn't lose her style around guys like most girls do. Like, for example, I do. She said I should just chill about Aleron, and if I want to get together with him I should just talk to him more.
Sure. And her rep's got everyone thinking she's going out with the Big Bad Wolf.
Ha! I've got to laugh at that!
Speaking of which, Johnny's been acting strange lately. Trin's a little worried. What I think is Mr. Hotshot found himself a new girl to call his stuffed animal.
Well, he is a human, after all. Just a human.
-Red
Why am I so tired? Can someone please tell me why I'm so brain dead and tired?
Anyway...
So today I was talking to Max in the hall (this was before school started) and he was telling me a bunch of funny jokes (some dirty) and suddenly, a group of boys passed through the halls, and in that mass was Ulric, who turned to us with that grin on his face.
"Hey Vampire Boy!" he said. "Seen the new girl? Doesn't look like you have!" Behind Max, I threw Ulric the bird (get it?) and he threw back that seriously evil, "wolfish" grin of his.
But it wasn't long after that when we saw this new girl.
Holy crap.
She's got a pale complexion, flawless skin, long long long black hair (not dyed) and incredibly dark eyes and pointed facial features.
Ahem...
Max was drooling. And if he wasn't, he was damn near it. I mean, I've never seen anyone look so...lovestruck.
I smirked to myself. I was going to do Max a little "favor" for him.
So I went up to the girl, introduced myself, got a feel for her. Her name's Lana. She's got kind of a strange accent. Russian, I think. Turns out she's from Romania.
Um...okay.
Eventually she said, "Who is that guy behind you?" I looked at Max. Yes. This is just where I wanted the conversation to go.
So then Max came forward. I could see Lana was noting his features. From his dark hair to the plastic vampire fangs in his mouth. Max look like he had all the sanity sucked out of him.
Actually, he looked like he got stoned or something. Or had his face glued into this wide-eyed position. Kind of how Ulric stares at porno mags sometimes, except different.
With slurred speech he introduced himself. He was acting like a real idiot, that's for sure.
But like those situations go, Lana was amused.
Seeing as I was no longer of anyone's attention, I split. And I couldn't help smiling.
Being the champion I am, I collided into my own romantic issues as I was going to my first class. An apology rushed out of my mouth right away, and one out of Aleron's mouth as well.
And then Ulric and a few of his friends passed through the hall. Grinning, he winked at me and gave me a thumbs-up.
Ugh...
Feeling like a complete doofus, I walked passed a baffled Aleron, and again I'll emphasize that I felt like a blithering idiot.
Uncool. Really not slick and not cool.
I don't know why I was so shook up. Trin noticed during class, as we were being lectured about the Vietnam War, and she asked me why I looked so freaked out.
I told her, and she laughed, because she's just like that. She doesn't lose her style around guys like most girls do. Like, for example, I do. She said I should just chill about Aleron, and if I want to get together with him I should just talk to him more.
Sure. And her rep's got everyone thinking she's going out with the Big Bad Wolf.
Ha! I've got to laugh at that!
Speaking of which, Johnny's been acting strange lately. Trin's a little worried. What I think is Mr. Hotshot found himself a new girl to call his stuffed animal.
Well, he is a human, after all. Just a human.
-Red
Monday, November 12, 2007
Vids!!!!
Yay!
Hope you like these. They're kinda small...
The first one is durring Monday's Cafe.
The second is of Ulric swearing at the camera.
Third is after Ulric's "time-out" for swearing.
Fourth is just more stuff.
And fifth is just before class started with me and Trin.
Enjoy!
-Red
Hope you like these. They're kinda small...
The first one is durring Monday's Cafe.
The second is of Ulric swearing at the camera.
Third is after Ulric's "time-out" for swearing.
Fourth is just more stuff.
And fifth is just before class started with me and Trin.
Enjoy!
-Red
Mrrrgh!!!
Grr! Ulric's got a blog now!
Not that is should bother me, now that he won't hack...
But still! Now he's demanding I draw him a bunch of self-indulging pictures of him, and now he's trying to steal my camera to take a picture of his six-pack!
Strictly prohibited!
Grr! Why did I ever get involved with him? Why did I let Jalana keep him? Why in all the freakin' world haven't I thrown him out of the house???
Because now he won't leave.
At first he did want to stay, and now he doesn't want to leave!
Ugh...
I mean jeez. Now I'm in a seriously bad mood, sitting here, with my wings out feeling a crap load angrier than I need to be, because of that freak!!!!
NOT COOL.
He got Trinity pissed too, and now she's looking just like the pissed-off fox she is right now.
Is there anyone who wants to buy a pet wolf!!! It's cheap I guarantee it!!!
- A thoroughly pissed-off Red
Not that is should bother me, now that he won't hack...
But still! Now he's demanding I draw him a bunch of self-indulging pictures of him, and now he's trying to steal my camera to take a picture of his six-pack!
Strictly prohibited!
Grr! Why did I ever get involved with him? Why did I let Jalana keep him? Why in all the freakin' world haven't I thrown him out of the house???
Because now he won't leave.
At first he did want to stay, and now he doesn't want to leave!
Ugh...
I mean jeez. Now I'm in a seriously bad mood, sitting here, with my wings out feeling a crap load angrier than I need to be, because of that freak!!!!
NOT COOL.
He got Trinity pissed too, and now she's looking just like the pissed-off fox she is right now.
Is there anyone who wants to buy a pet wolf!!! It's cheap I guarantee it!!!
- A thoroughly pissed-off Red
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Wha...??
Interesting. New Max Ride Book.
Cool. I like those books.
Ha. You know when Max fights with Ari? Compare it with me and Ulric.
Wow.
-Red
Bored...
Yes I am just point blank bored, and I've got an undesired amount of homework to do.
Ulric tried to eat another pepper today, but I caught him beforehand.
I don't want any unnecessary trips to the hospital, thank you very much.
But other than that, I'm bored.
Look, I'm the type of person that normally lives an action-packed lifestyle. I've got wings. I can fly. And I'm living with two other mutants!!!
And I'm stuck writing about the Spanish Conquest of Ancient Mexico.
BLAH! I now know why you people worship Summer Vacation.
Yuck...I still can't even believe that Trinity and Jalana talked me into this!!!
Whatever. I get hot showers and good food. I can't do much complaining about that.
I think life would be moderately okay here in this house...If it wasn't for Ulric.
You've read about that, right? How me and Trin met the freak?
I should have just let him loose instead of being Justice league. I couldn't let a criminal run off you know. I had to do something.
I should have brought him to the pound.
And now he can't leave because of Jalana. Oh she just looooooooves having a wolf in the family. She just loves it.
Grrr! What sucks more is that I brought this fate down on myself. It sucks because it was my idea to bring him back to Jalana's!
I could strangle myself.
And now I am forced to keep track of the moon phases because every time it's full Ulric howls at it!!!
Why? Why? Why!?!
Stupid mangy mutt...
Heh.
On a different note, I have to get Ulric some credit. He does offer some action in my life, being the annoying jerk he is. And it's not like he's evil, although he is the biggest perv you'll ever meet in your life.
Watch out around Ulric. If you're a hot sexy chick, then he'll want to get on top of you.
Literally.
But Trinity believes that all people, no matter how sick and twisted, have another side. I fail to see that supposed other side in Ulric, but Trin claims he has another side.
Unless...
You remember when Shredder got busted by the cops when we were getting pizza, and we were questioned? Ulric put on this act that was totally unlike his personality.
Hell, it made me soften up to him during that short time.
But for only that short time.
I don't know. Maybe.
Crap.
Ulric just stole my candy bag!!!
BRB...
Never mind about his feakin' "other side"!!! He's a FREAK and a JERK through and through!!!
Disobedient ANIMAL!!!
Grrrr! I could take him and rocket up ten miles in the air and drop him!!! Then I'll watch him flail through the air as he falls, and then catch him five or six miles down!
God I hate it when I get so pissed that evil thoughts start running through my head. And now my back tingles...
Thanks to Ulric.
What a crazily boring life I live...
-Red
Ulric tried to eat another pepper today, but I caught him beforehand.
I don't want any unnecessary trips to the hospital, thank you very much.
But other than that, I'm bored.
Look, I'm the type of person that normally lives an action-packed lifestyle. I've got wings. I can fly. And I'm living with two other mutants!!!
And I'm stuck writing about the Spanish Conquest of Ancient Mexico.
BLAH! I now know why you people worship Summer Vacation.
Yuck...I still can't even believe that Trinity and Jalana talked me into this!!!
Whatever. I get hot showers and good food. I can't do much complaining about that.
I think life would be moderately okay here in this house...If it wasn't for Ulric.
You've read about that, right? How me and Trin met the freak?
I should have just let him loose instead of being Justice league. I couldn't let a criminal run off you know. I had to do something.
I should have brought him to the pound.
And now he can't leave because of Jalana. Oh she just looooooooves having a wolf in the family. She just loves it.
Grrr! What sucks more is that I brought this fate down on myself. It sucks because it was my idea to bring him back to Jalana's!
I could strangle myself.
And now I am forced to keep track of the moon phases because every time it's full Ulric howls at it!!!
Why? Why? Why!?!
Stupid mangy mutt...
Heh.
On a different note, I have to get Ulric some credit. He does offer some action in my life, being the annoying jerk he is. And it's not like he's evil, although he is the biggest perv you'll ever meet in your life.
Watch out around Ulric. If you're a hot sexy chick, then he'll want to get on top of you.
Literally.
But Trinity believes that all people, no matter how sick and twisted, have another side. I fail to see that supposed other side in Ulric, but Trin claims he has another side.
Unless...
You remember when Shredder got busted by the cops when we were getting pizza, and we were questioned? Ulric put on this act that was totally unlike his personality.
Hell, it made me soften up to him during that short time.
But for only that short time.
I don't know. Maybe.
Crap.
Ulric just stole my candy bag!!!
BRB...
Never mind about his feakin' "other side"!!! He's a FREAK and a JERK through and through!!!
Disobedient ANIMAL!!!
Grrrr! I could take him and rocket up ten miles in the air and drop him!!! Then I'll watch him flail through the air as he falls, and then catch him five or six miles down!
God I hate it when I get so pissed that evil thoughts start running through my head. And now my back tingles...
Thanks to Ulric.
What a crazily boring life I live...
-Red
Friday, November 9, 2007
I am a Genius!!!
YAY! I found out how I can record longer movies on my digital camera!
Just change the resolution.
Yeah...so, expect longer movies.
-Red
Just change the resolution.
Yeah...so, expect longer movies.
-Red
Parent Teacher Conferences (Or should I say Student Teacher Parent Conferences?)
So yeah...
Our PT Conferences were yesterday (Jalana got us booked so we were lined up. Trinity went first, me second, Ulric last...)
Trin and me are both doing well. Our conferences were fine, and we weren't yelled at after for this and that and stuff. You know, with you in the room and the parent and several teachers, and if you're getting bad grades, you going to be yelled at afterwards for slacking off.
Not me. Or Trin. We're doing well.
I know it's weird, but the PT Conferences work that way. It's student led.
Now about Ulric...
Um...yeah. So. His conference was, hmm...
Okay. It sucked. I watched as the wolf walked into the room as if he owned the place, and Trinity could hear what was going on, due to her enhanced hearing abilities. She translated what was going on in the room to me, and I was going to personally strangle him when he came out.
So Ulric didn't start the meeting. He just sat there, and the teachers started for him, asking to introduce Jalana and stuff.
"You already know her," he had replied. "The pigeon and my little vixen already told you."
All right. He earned himself a great woppin' uppercut from me.
So to cut to the chase, it continued with Urlic being a jerk and the teachers and Jalana getting frustrated with the stupid freak. Soon Ulric had a fit and upturned the chair he sat on and smashed his portfolio on the ground, kicking in, and yelling a bunch of swear-words. Then he stormed out of the room, and me an Trin were on top of him the next moment.
God and everyone else knows we get into fights. It was a daily routine, so the teachers let it roll off their shoulders more than they would normally allow. But they still tried to separate us.
The fight ended with the three of us pausing simultaneously and running as fast as our legs could carry us to the bathrooms, and we ducked into each separate gender-labled bathrooms.
Jalana knew what was going on, but the teachers were all question marks.
No my wings did not come out, and Trinity's foxiness was still dormant. But my eyes were gold, and Trinity's had flared a distinct blue when we were fighting.
After we came out, Jalana drove us back home, and said nothing. But when we got home, she did talk to Ulric. Lecturing him on how to behave. He talked back to her though, and that got him grounded and a time-out, which he was too old for, but he was acting like a two-year-old, so there you go.
Now Ulric is moping around, looking sorry for himself. I feel no sympathy. He got what he deserved, and if I had my way, I would have grounded him for all eternity.
Gotta go. Jalana wants me for something.
-Red
Our PT Conferences were yesterday (Jalana got us booked so we were lined up. Trinity went first, me second, Ulric last...)
Trin and me are both doing well. Our conferences were fine, and we weren't yelled at after for this and that and stuff. You know, with you in the room and the parent and several teachers, and if you're getting bad grades, you going to be yelled at afterwards for slacking off.
Not me. Or Trin. We're doing well.
I know it's weird, but the PT Conferences work that way. It's student led.
Now about Ulric...
Um...yeah. So. His conference was, hmm...
Okay. It sucked. I watched as the wolf walked into the room as if he owned the place, and Trinity could hear what was going on, due to her enhanced hearing abilities. She translated what was going on in the room to me, and I was going to personally strangle him when he came out.
So Ulric didn't start the meeting. He just sat there, and the teachers started for him, asking to introduce Jalana and stuff.
"You already know her," he had replied. "The pigeon and my little vixen already told you."
All right. He earned himself a great woppin' uppercut from me.
So to cut to the chase, it continued with Urlic being a jerk and the teachers and Jalana getting frustrated with the stupid freak. Soon Ulric had a fit and upturned the chair he sat on and smashed his portfolio on the ground, kicking in, and yelling a bunch of swear-words. Then he stormed out of the room, and me an Trin were on top of him the next moment.
God and everyone else knows we get into fights. It was a daily routine, so the teachers let it roll off their shoulders more than they would normally allow. But they still tried to separate us.
The fight ended with the three of us pausing simultaneously and running as fast as our legs could carry us to the bathrooms, and we ducked into each separate gender-labled bathrooms.
Jalana knew what was going on, but the teachers were all question marks.
No my wings did not come out, and Trinity's foxiness was still dormant. But my eyes were gold, and Trinity's had flared a distinct blue when we were fighting.
After we came out, Jalana drove us back home, and said nothing. But when we got home, she did talk to Ulric. Lecturing him on how to behave. He talked back to her though, and that got him grounded and a time-out, which he was too old for, but he was acting like a two-year-old, so there you go.
Now Ulric is moping around, looking sorry for himself. I feel no sympathy. He got what he deserved, and if I had my way, I would have grounded him for all eternity.
Gotta go. Jalana wants me for something.
-Red
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Another Day in a Million
Dude. I feel awesome right now.
I think I'm getting pretty good grades in school. I just raised my geometry grade from a C to a B.
Anyway.
Today was a pretty eventful day. Ulric had tried to eat a whole habinero pepper during lunch.
Do you know how freakin' hot those things are? Well, he ate it. After a few seconds pause, his face turned bright red, and his eyes watered. Then he went ballistic, and drank all the milk cartons on the table he was sitting at, but still he was freaking out.
I was laughing my ass off while he ran around with his tongue on fire. He was then herded to the nurse's office and stayed there through a whole class period. Big baby. I checked on him once, and he said that he all he wanted before he died was Trinity to come and have some alone time with him.
I dragged him out of the nurse's office, telling the nurse that yes he was fine and no he didn't need to lie down a little longer. Ulric had a fit and said that he was almost killed, and that I shouldn't be doing this to him.
So I said to Ulric that the only thing that could kill him is a silver bullet.
Another exciting thing that happened today was in science. At the beginning of class, the teacher announced that we were moving from chemistry to...wait for it, wait for it...
Anatomy. And the first animal structure we are studying about is bird anatomy.
Alright, sleepytime for Red.
So then the teacher projects this diagram of a bird skeleton structure on the overhead, and at the same time, a note dropped in front of me. Making sure the teacher was fully enticed with the bird diagram, I open the note.
A lousy stick figure sketch of me standing in front of the class with my wings out, and the teacher pointing at them, saying, "Now a bird's bones are lighter than our bones, because if they weren't, birds would be stupid and pointless. The qualities that Red demonstrates." I crumpled the note and threw it at Ulric's head when the teacher wasn't looking. Stupid wolf! He's not going to shut-up about this for the life of him. I turned my attention to the teacher, who just asked the question "Does anyone here know what the fasted flying bird is?"
My hand shot up, lightning fast. And so did Aleron's. I heard a snickering from Ulric. The teacher called on me.
"Peregrine Falcon," I said. Can fly as fast as seventy miles and dive-bomb at two hundred. In my case, I can fly up to two hundred twenty miles and dive-bomb at four hundred. Majorly G-Force, but a heck of a wild ride.
"That's right Red," said the teacher, and she went back to lecturing. Man, I'm going to ace this class. Aleron looked at me before turning back to the teacher.
..."And these strange pouches here are called air sacs. Does anyone know why these are important for bird's to have?"
Hand up. But the teacher chose Aleron this time.
"They act as reservoirs," he said. "The air passes through the air sacs before going into the lungs. They also help with the aerodynamics of the bird, and help streamline the body."
God. I didn't know the air sacs helped with the aerodynamics. I only gave them credit for allowing me to hold a note for half a minute.
So that's how the class went. With me, Aleron, and a few other students here and there answering all the questions. I sometimes didn't put my hand up, even though I knew the answer, just for the sake of not being labeled a nerd.
And then Trin and Ulric wouldn't stop giving me crap after class, and I said that that's what I get for knowing too much about the ways of birds (I would've said that that's what I get for being part bird, but I was in a public area).
So there you go. Hot peppers, bird anatomy, nutshell.
I would have got a picture of Ulric running around the cafeteria with his face as red as anything, but I forgot my camera today.
It was pretty damn funny though.
-Red
I think I'm getting pretty good grades in school. I just raised my geometry grade from a C to a B.
Anyway.
Today was a pretty eventful day. Ulric had tried to eat a whole habinero pepper during lunch.
Do you know how freakin' hot those things are? Well, he ate it. After a few seconds pause, his face turned bright red, and his eyes watered. Then he went ballistic, and drank all the milk cartons on the table he was sitting at, but still he was freaking out.
I was laughing my ass off while he ran around with his tongue on fire. He was then herded to the nurse's office and stayed there through a whole class period. Big baby. I checked on him once, and he said that he all he wanted before he died was Trinity to come and have some alone time with him.
I dragged him out of the nurse's office, telling the nurse that yes he was fine and no he didn't need to lie down a little longer. Ulric had a fit and said that he was almost killed, and that I shouldn't be doing this to him.
So I said to Ulric that the only thing that could kill him is a silver bullet.
Another exciting thing that happened today was in science. At the beginning of class, the teacher announced that we were moving from chemistry to...wait for it, wait for it...
Anatomy. And the first animal structure we are studying about is bird anatomy.
Alright, sleepytime for Red.
So then the teacher projects this diagram of a bird skeleton structure on the overhead, and at the same time, a note dropped in front of me. Making sure the teacher was fully enticed with the bird diagram, I open the note.
A lousy stick figure sketch of me standing in front of the class with my wings out, and the teacher pointing at them, saying, "Now a bird's bones are lighter than our bones, because if they weren't, birds would be stupid and pointless. The qualities that Red demonstrates." I crumpled the note and threw it at Ulric's head when the teacher wasn't looking. Stupid wolf! He's not going to shut-up about this for the life of him. I turned my attention to the teacher, who just asked the question "Does anyone here know what the fasted flying bird is?"
My hand shot up, lightning fast. And so did Aleron's. I heard a snickering from Ulric. The teacher called on me.
"Peregrine Falcon," I said. Can fly as fast as seventy miles and dive-bomb at two hundred. In my case, I can fly up to two hundred twenty miles and dive-bomb at four hundred. Majorly G-Force, but a heck of a wild ride.
"That's right Red," said the teacher, and she went back to lecturing. Man, I'm going to ace this class. Aleron looked at me before turning back to the teacher.
..."And these strange pouches here are called air sacs. Does anyone know why these are important for bird's to have?"
Hand up. But the teacher chose Aleron this time.
"They act as reservoirs," he said. "The air passes through the air sacs before going into the lungs. They also help with the aerodynamics of the bird, and help streamline the body."
God. I didn't know the air sacs helped with the aerodynamics. I only gave them credit for allowing me to hold a note for half a minute.
So that's how the class went. With me, Aleron, and a few other students here and there answering all the questions. I sometimes didn't put my hand up, even though I knew the answer, just for the sake of not being labeled a nerd.
And then Trin and Ulric wouldn't stop giving me crap after class, and I said that that's what I get for knowing too much about the ways of birds (I would've said that that's what I get for being part bird, but I was in a public area).
So there you go. Hot peppers, bird anatomy, nutshell.
I would have got a picture of Ulric running around the cafeteria with his face as red as anything, but I forgot my camera today.
It was pretty damn funny though.
-Red
Monday, November 5, 2007
Short Vid of Ulric Flicking Me Off
Yeah, so if you don't want the finger flicked at you, I suggest you don't look at this. This is at school durring lunch. I was filming this, and there is sound this time.
But if you don't mind PG-13 stuff, enjoy!!!
-Red
But if you don't mind PG-13 stuff, enjoy!!!
-Red
Made a New Friend
Today it actually snowed. Well, of course it didn't stick, but whatever...
Today Trinity caught Shredder as he was about to punch up this one kid named Maximilian (but everyone calls him Max for short). Max is kind of this nerdy kid. He's a sophomore, and his style is a little whack. He pretends he's all emo, with his hair dyed black and over one eye, but he smiles too much and laughs too much to be emo. He's unpopular. Just bait for Shredder and other bullies to pick on.
One thing's for sure, you can't predict what's going to come out of his mouth or what he's going to do next. Something crazy though.
So Trinity rescued this kid from a serious beating, again thwarting Shredder's usual plan, which I call "garbage in, garbage out".
And the first thing Max says to Trinity after she saves his ass is "Thank god he didn't punch me in the face, because I could have lost my fangs."
So I'm standing there as well, and Max opens his mouth to reveal those type of plastic vampire fangs that you stick over you canine teeth.
He didn't want his face punched in for the sake of Halloween apparel?
So we get to know this kid, Max. He's actually not that bad. Me and Trin hung out with him during lunch, and we got to know a little more about him.
Well, he believes in vampires, and tells us that he thinks he's part vampire.
Yeah. I'll be convinced when he starts floating around in the air. But whatever. Other than those oddities, he's a pretty cool person. You can never get bored around him.
But there's one thing the poor guy lacks. Peer respect. Usually people are throwing him dirty looks (even the freshmen pick on him) and one guy said that he should take off his Halloween costume, because Halloween passed.
One intimidating look and he clammed up. As it goes, nobody messes with Red Starbird and Trinity Farbane. We were like Max's bodyguards.
So we ended up exchanging emails, and already he had emailed me, telling me about vampires, and a bunch of other random stuff.
So in a nutshell, I made a new friend today. Ulric met him too, and doesn't like him too much. He's pokes fun at him, like everyone else.
Speaking of which, I gotta go see where that wolf is. Hopefully not near my Halloween candy (can you believe he already finished his all off?)
More later.
-Red
Today Trinity caught Shredder as he was about to punch up this one kid named Maximilian (but everyone calls him Max for short). Max is kind of this nerdy kid. He's a sophomore, and his style is a little whack. He pretends he's all emo, with his hair dyed black and over one eye, but he smiles too much and laughs too much to be emo. He's unpopular. Just bait for Shredder and other bullies to pick on.
One thing's for sure, you can't predict what's going to come out of his mouth or what he's going to do next. Something crazy though.
So Trinity rescued this kid from a serious beating, again thwarting Shredder's usual plan, which I call "garbage in, garbage out".
And the first thing Max says to Trinity after she saves his ass is "Thank god he didn't punch me in the face, because I could have lost my fangs."
So I'm standing there as well, and Max opens his mouth to reveal those type of plastic vampire fangs that you stick over you canine teeth.
He didn't want his face punched in for the sake of Halloween apparel?
So we get to know this kid, Max. He's actually not that bad. Me and Trin hung out with him during lunch, and we got to know a little more about him.
Well, he believes in vampires, and tells us that he thinks he's part vampire.
Yeah. I'll be convinced when he starts floating around in the air. But whatever. Other than those oddities, he's a pretty cool person. You can never get bored around him.
But there's one thing the poor guy lacks. Peer respect. Usually people are throwing him dirty looks (even the freshmen pick on him) and one guy said that he should take off his Halloween costume, because Halloween passed.
One intimidating look and he clammed up. As it goes, nobody messes with Red Starbird and Trinity Farbane. We were like Max's bodyguards.
So we ended up exchanging emails, and already he had emailed me, telling me about vampires, and a bunch of other random stuff.
So in a nutshell, I made a new friend today. Ulric met him too, and doesn't like him too much. He's pokes fun at him, like everyone else.
Speaking of which, I gotta go see where that wolf is. Hopefully not near my Halloween candy (can you believe he already finished his all off?)
More later.
-Red
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Checking In
Sorry for the lack of posting. Was busy all weekend.
Nothing thrilling or weird happened. Just more of the life of the average teenager.
Except Ulric had gone through almost all his candy, and stole some of mine and Trinity's.
And he grabbed Trinity's butt once.
And messed up our leaf piles we raked so we had to rake it up all over again.
Here's a little warning for us all. Do not get me pissed when I'm holding a rake.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
-Red
Nothing thrilling or weird happened. Just more of the life of the average teenager.
Except Ulric had gone through almost all his candy, and stole some of mine and Trinity's.
And he grabbed Trinity's butt once.
And messed up our leaf piles we raked so we had to rake it up all over again.
Here's a little warning for us all. Do not get me pissed when I'm holding a rake.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
-Red
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Halloween...Interesting
Halloween was interesting. Got a good quantity of candy (about a fourth of a pillowcase. Possibly more). I went as a fourteen year old teenager living in the twenty-first century.
As opposed to a mutant freak.
To both mine and Trinity's great annoyance, Ulric did howl at the stupid moon, which there was only half of. He mostly howled after we went trick-or-treating, but he did sometimes when we were walking around. And guess what?
No one suspected a thing.
All they did was compliment on how real it sounded.
Johnny went as a vampire, and yes he did go trick-or-treating with us. It roused my old jealousy. You know, the whole "Trinity gets Mr. Hot Guy of The World" jealousy. I mean, he could have fooled me into thinking he was a vampire. He was just so damn hot!!!
Anyway, it was after the trick-or-treating that things got really crazy. Ulric went flippin' hog wild on his candy after we got home, and scarfed down more candy than I could possibly hope to consume in one go.
It made me get gut rot, and I didn't eat that much candy.
You can guess what happened after that. Ulric was sick for the rest of the night.
But other than Ulric being the universal pain in the ass (shocking right?), Halloween was pretty cool. After collecting candy, we watched a collection of Halloween movies, in the dark while eating our candy. Ulric threw candy wrappers and crap at the screen when there was parts he didn't like.
I think he was mad because the werewolf wasn't good enough for him. He kept saying he could do it so much better.
Which is true, sadly.
Ulric was in a super crappy mood today. It seemed like a lot of people stayed the heck away from him because of that. Well, he did look like he was going to bite your head off if you bothered him too much.
He didn't look pretty, no question about that.
Now I'm back at Jalana's with everyone, and Ulric is having a tantrum about his homework. I finished mine at school, because I'm just sooooo responsible that way.
So that pretty much wraps it up. More soon.
-Red
As opposed to a mutant freak.
To both mine and Trinity's great annoyance, Ulric did howl at the stupid moon, which there was only half of. He mostly howled after we went trick-or-treating, but he did sometimes when we were walking around. And guess what?
No one suspected a thing.
All they did was compliment on how real it sounded.
Johnny went as a vampire, and yes he did go trick-or-treating with us. It roused my old jealousy. You know, the whole "Trinity gets Mr. Hot Guy of The World" jealousy. I mean, he could have fooled me into thinking he was a vampire. He was just so damn hot!!!
Anyway, it was after the trick-or-treating that things got really crazy. Ulric went flippin' hog wild on his candy after we got home, and scarfed down more candy than I could possibly hope to consume in one go.
It made me get gut rot, and I didn't eat that much candy.
You can guess what happened after that. Ulric was sick for the rest of the night.
But other than Ulric being the universal pain in the ass (shocking right?), Halloween was pretty cool. After collecting candy, we watched a collection of Halloween movies, in the dark while eating our candy. Ulric threw candy wrappers and crap at the screen when there was parts he didn't like.
I think he was mad because the werewolf wasn't good enough for him. He kept saying he could do it so much better.
Which is true, sadly.
Ulric was in a super crappy mood today. It seemed like a lot of people stayed the heck away from him because of that. Well, he did look like he was going to bite your head off if you bothered him too much.
He didn't look pretty, no question about that.
Now I'm back at Jalana's with everyone, and Ulric is having a tantrum about his homework. I finished mine at school, because I'm just sooooo responsible that way.
So that pretty much wraps it up. More soon.
-Red
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