Bored...

Yes I am just point blank bored, and I've got an undesired amount of homework to do.
Ulric tried to eat another pepper today, but I caught him beforehand.
I don't want any unnecessary trips to the hospital, thank you very much.
But other than that, I'm bored.
Look, I'm the type of person that normally lives an action-packed lifestyle. I've got wings. I can fly. And I'm living with two other mutants!!!
And I'm stuck writing about the Spanish Conquest of Ancient Mexico.
BLAH! I now know why you people worship Summer Vacation.
Yuck...I still can't even believe that Trinity and Jalana talked me into this!!!
Whatever. I get hot showers and good food. I can't do much complaining about that.
I think life would be moderately okay here in this house...If it wasn't for Ulric.
You've read about that, right? How me and Trin met the freak?
I should have just let him loose instead of being Justice league. I couldn't let a criminal run off you know. I had to do something.
I should have brought him to the pound.
And now he can't leave because of Jalana. Oh she just looooooooves having a wolf in the family. She just loves it.
Grrr! What sucks more is that I brought this fate down on myself. It sucks because it was my idea to bring him back to Jalana's!
I could strangle myself.
And now I am forced to keep track of the moon phases because every time it's full Ulric howls at it!!!
Why? Why? Why!?!
Stupid mangy mutt...

Heh.
On a different note, I have to get Ulric some credit. He does offer some action in my life, being the annoying jerk he is. And it's not like he's evil, although he is the biggest perv you'll ever meet in your life.
Watch out around Ulric. If you're a hot sexy chick, then he'll want to get on top of you.
Literally.
But Trinity believes that all people, no matter how sick and twisted, have another side. I fail to see that supposed other side in Ulric, but Trin claims he has another side.
Unless...
You remember when Shredder got busted by the cops when we were getting pizza, and we were questioned? Ulric put on this act that was totally unlike his personality.
Hell, it made me soften up to him during that short time.
But for only that short time.
I don't know. Maybe.
Crap.
Ulric just stole my candy bag!!!

BRB...

Never mind about his feakin' "other side"!!! He's a FREAK and a JERK through and through!!!
Disobedient ANIMAL!!!
Grrrr! I could take him and rocket up ten miles in the air and drop him!!! Then I'll watch him flail through the air as he falls, and then catch him five or six miles down!
God I hate it when I get so pissed that evil thoughts start running through my head. And now my back tingles...
Thanks to Ulric.

What a crazily boring life I live...

-Red