The New Blog

Yes there is a new blog, and I'll be posting on it.
It's basically going to be our adventures on-the-run, since we live in society no longer.
The adventure continues people.

-Red

It's been a while, and A LOT has happened...

No joking. I could have died.
So it's been around two months since I've last posted in the good ol' blog, and believe me, I would have posted earlier if I had the chance.
Now that I've finally gotten back online again, I have an announcement to make.
The Ultimate, my friends, is on the run.
I think I'm jumping ahead of myself. Let's backtrack.
Okay, so it was more than a month ago (I think) that me and everyone went to visit Jalana and Johnny. We, well okay, I was feeling a little bad about ditching them like that. I mean, Jalana did take us in, right?
Not any old woman would just take in three teenagers. Let alone three mutant teenagers. So we dropped by for a visit.
There was a wonderful reunion, and we also stayed for movienight, on account that Johnny had rented Sweeny Todd from Blockbuster and they had put in a new, big, TV in the living room.
It was after this that it happened.
We were heading back to the HQ; me and Al in the air and Trin and Ulric running along on the ground.
We were halfway there when I was shot at.
It missed, but I was god-to-hell confused.
To make this short and sweet, we had run right into the lion's mouth.
Me and Aleron had landed, because Trinity and Ulric were caught. They were fighting off these thugs...
Okay, ironic it may seem, but these guys (if you've ever read Maximum Ride) had the same strategy and fighting tactic as Erasers; wolf hybrids.
The only difference was that the only wolf hybrid around was Ulric, so we had come clean up against regular humans with guns.
Still a dangerous combo.
The whole event is to confusing to remember, but there was Shredder and his gang mixed in with the mess. I now know what Shredder's "job" is.
He joined in with the bad guys. Who'da thunk it.
"Little b*tch!" he said to me, shooting at me with his gun. "I knew you little f*ckers was not normal! You ain't gonna see tomorrow!" I remember one of us knocked him out.
After the skirmish was over, we figured out that those forces were not expecting us there. That was why the numbers were so small. We knew the time has come, so we quickly ran/flew as fast as we could to the HQ, stuffed our bags with clothes and personal items and whatnot (including repressant and anti-repressant, and as much of that fifty grand as we could carry), put the HQ into total lockdown, and split, heading due south...
So we've been hiding on-the-run for quite some time, usually camping out, hopping from small town to small town, bathing and washing our clothes when the opportunities arise...
Only now I've been able to brush the dust off my laptop and post here to you, dedicated reader. We don't know really where we want to go now, since we're on the run and out of here...
But we've been thinking.
Why not pop down to good ol' Louisiana? Go fix some levees or something. Mosey around the French Quarter. Take a stroll down Bourbon Street.
It's a thought...

-Red

Happy Birthday to me!!!

Yay! Birthday...
Actually, it was on March 3rd, so this post is late late late!
And why?
Well, let's just say we lost connection for weeks on end, therefore isolating ourselves from the blogosphere...But now I'm 15, so yeah...
Life's pretty good, other than the fact that Trin keeps stealing the mutant repressant and sneeking off to the city to visit Anton. Ulric's not happy about it, and neither am I or Aleron. Honestly, I lock the stuff up, but sometimes when I'm experimenting, I leave it out...
But yeah, other than that, it's going good. Rather boring...
I'm still talking to Max via email. He tells me what's going on in school. Shredder's gone again. Apparently he got arested for drinking and driving.
Just goes to show you...
But yeah.
I should go now...got stuff to do.

-Red

And No I DIDN'T Die...

Sorry, my posts have to be a little less frequent. But I'll try to stay on top of things. Nothing new has happened. Actually, my life has fallen into the same pattern. I almost feel as though I have too much time on my hands, and then not enough at the same time. Ulric's been hitting on Trin, despite the fact that she now has Anton (who thinks he's batman *rolls eyes*). I've been calling him Batboy, after the demented freak from those posters and stuff I've seen on the Internet.
Trust me. Go type "Batboy" into Google images to freak yourself out.
Not that I'm mean to Anton or anything. In fact I hardly seen him considering we're now isolating ourselves to the confinements of the HQ.
Sometimes I think Anton has gone into her head, for he's all that she has ever talked about, or thought about.
Ulric tries to get her attention, but Trin just shoves him away. He came to me not too long ago, saying that he missed her. He says she's a fiery one, but she's great all the same. Sure, she's a little self-indulging, but she indulges her boyfriend as much as herself when she has one.
Poor wolf. You gotta feel a little sympathetic for him. After all, Trin should get back together with him, because it looks cuter when she's with Ulric. Plus that'll make Ulric stop howling at the freaking moon every damn night, because now he howls at it, regardless if it's full or not.
Oi Vay...

I'm going to go see what he's up to.

-Red

LINKIN PARK ROCKS!!!

I saw their concert a few days ago!
IT WAS FREAKIN' AWSOME!!!!

I mean, really. You gotta love them.

Oh crap gotta go.

-Red

More of Whatever

So you remember those Linkin Park tickets Aleron got for me?
Well, yeah. The concert is next week.
So now that we are not living in society, what are we going to do?
Well, go to it of course!!! What else?
I'm excited about it!

Oh, nuts. Gotta go. Ulric's hitting on Trin again.

-Red

Updating Events

So I'm guessing you're all wondering what's been going on in the Wonderful Life of Red Starbird, right?
Of course...
But here's how it's been going.
We've got Jalana to "transfer" us, so we've got nothing to worry about with school anymore. Jalana had made up some story as to why our faces suddenly vanished from society. Something about us now living a realative of some sort, and that we had moved away.
There's truth in that, you know. Technically, we have moved away, but only by about ten miles.
Easily a ten minute flight from the HQ to the city, and that's if I'm traveling slow.
Life's been pretty good at the HQ, so far. Ulric seemes much happier that he can walk around as a mutant no matter which day of the week it is, and having no homework is, like, I died an gone to heaven or something.
The only delema we're having really is how to get food. Fortunatly, Trinity is Miss Master of Disguises, and she had dyed her hair again, so that with a different assortment of make-up, some sunglasses, and a totally different outfit, we could make her look like a twenty-eight year old. So that whenever we would get low on food, we would sent Trin out to get some.
Of course, there's the issue of money, but that's all taken care of, since Jalana had started saving up money to put us three mutants in college when the time came.
There's no need for that now, so Jalana had given the cash to me to guard, which I keep in an iron safe, as well as other stocks of mutant-repressant and anti-repressant.
So we have, like, 50,000+ dollars in solid cash.
And that means I'm the "banker" and I divvy up the cash when I feel the need.
Also, durring this past week, I've had visits from Aleron. He said he wanted to join us. So just last night he came with all his stuff and moved in.
Honest to god, I have no idea where Aleron lived before this. I've never been over to his house. He always came over to Jalana's, and when I brought the subject up, he avoided answering.
But anyway.
He was placed in a room near mine, opposite from Ulric's.
I got most of the stuff to work again. This HQ has a generator instead of power lines, so we don't have to pay for electric bills or whatnot. Plus we do have internet. Wireless. I don't know how or why though.
It feels great to be back here again. Like, I missed this place a ton. It's like the ideal life for a mutant in hiding.
But of course, being paranoid, I have a feeling that something is going to happen.

-Red

Checking In

Not much time to say anything.
Just reasurring you that I'm still alive and I'm thinking of buzzing over to Jalana's place one day and getting my hair whacked short.

-Red

To School, or Not to School?

That's the ultimate question.
I've been talking with Ulric and Trinity about it. Now that we're living alone, what about our education? So far, majority says that we shouldn't keep going to school.
Let's put this into perspective.
If we keep going to school, we'd have the same old homework and stuff, and we'd have to go. It would ruin our week, as it usually does. Not to mention the difficulty of transportation, since we're living on the outskirts of the city.
I can't just, you know, fly there.
But if we didn't go to school, people would notice we're gone and get suspicious. Then we might get the police riding our backs when they discover we're not living with Jalana.
So what should it be? School or police?
Neither is very thrilling.
Maybe I can get Jalana to say we've "transferred" to a different school.
Sent us off to a boarding school or something.
I'll see.

-Red

Moved Out!

I moved out of Jalana's house tonight (with lots of tears from Jalana and best wishes, even though I'm a ten minute flight away).
Ulric was more than happy to get out of there. Now he's got a bigger room, and already it's messy.
I swear, he's back in the habit of taking Trin's bras again.
Aleron also just came by. He's actually still here, and is playing some card game with Ulric.
I was working on developing more mutant-repressant and anti-repressant, when Trinity came around and asked me what would happen if one were to inject anti-repressant into someone.
I asked her if she was getting any ideas, and that there was always Ulric if she was getting lonely.
First of all, if a human were to inject either the repressant or anti-repressant, they could get sick. Not that I want to test that theory. Injecting anti-repressant does not turn you into a mutant. If it did, I would be selling this stuff for a billion dollars per dose on ebay.
Which I'm not.
Becoming a mutant is a process that you do with the embryo, I think. By combining the cell of a certain animal (lets say a falcon for example) and the embryo by fusing them together.
I actually am making a random guess, but you get the point.
It's not as easy as making cake. It's just genius and dumb luck that I got the repressant and anti-repressant...
Oh shit Ulric's having a fit about the card game.
I got to go see what's up.
I'll post more later.

-Red

"Night Flight"

I stood on top of the skyscraper, looking down at the sparkling city.
Being winter, it was cold, but with my warm bird blood coursing through me veins, it wasn't bad.
With my infamous raptor vision, I spotted Aleron. He glided over to me and landed beside me, and I could feel my heart jump. Finally! I get to do what I've always imagined doing. Fly through the night with Aleron.
"Anywhere specific you want to go?" he asked me. I thought. Why not drop in by the HQ and give Trinity a little surprise?
"If you promise not to tell anyone, I'll show you a really cool place," I said.
"You think I will tell anyone?" said Aleron. "I'd say 'Hey! Me and Red went for a midnight flight over the city and she showed me a secret place!'" I laughed.
"Fine," I said. "It's not like we're going to have to bond it with blood then." I looked over the side of the skyscraper. It was a long way down.
"Ready?" I said.
"Ready," said Aleron. I took a few steps back before running and flinging myself into space. I hung suspended in the air for a moment before tilting down, and I dropped.
The cold air screamed in my ears, and my hair whipped around madly behind me. I would have smiled. I've been wanting to do this forever!
I snapped my wings open and propelled myself faster until I was sure I had reached around two hundred to three hundred miles an hour. Then I pulled up. Swinging my body left and right, I steared, occasionally beating my great wings. Eventually, I pulled above the skyscrapers and leveled out, heading away from the city.
Aleron flew beside me. He had a little bit of a bigger wingspan than I did, and his wings were different than mine. I have falcon wings, and he had eagle wings. Which also means I'm a faster flyer.
"Where are we going!?" Aleron yelled above the roaring wind.
"I'll tell you when we get there!" I yelled back.
Soon I landed in the more hilly/mountainy regions, in front of an old shack.
"This?" said Aleron, looking doubtfully at the shack. I opened the old rotten door and went in. It was a very old shack, with a cold dirt floor. But in the ground in the corner there was a wooden trapdoor.
I walked over to it, and opened it. It went straight down, with ladder prongs in the metal wall. I jumped down.
"Coming?" I said. Aleron jumped after me. We came to a big metal door. You need a password to get through.
I typed a code into the keypad.
"Name?" a mechanical voice said.
" 'Starbird'," I said. The door slid open.
"Like some movie," said Aleron. We walked in.
You know, being back in the HQ made me feel as though I had just come home. Everything was familiar. It looked like, well, a superhero base, but with a luxurious touch. I admit Trinity did a good job with cleaning it up. It looks kind of like that cool base from "The Incredibles". The one on that island.
Aleron looked shocked.
"You made this, Red!?!" he cried.
"I found it," I said. "But I re-modified it a little." Suddenly, from the shadows, appeared Ulric.
"What are you doing here?" I said.
"I heard you were giving Aleron a Welcome party," said Ulric. "My invitation must have been lost in the mail."
"When did you get here?" I said. "And how did you get in?"
"I knocked and Trin answered," said Ulric like it was obvious. "And I got here a little over ten minutes ago." And then Trinity appeared. She looked surprised at Aleron.
"You're right Red," she said. "He is a mutant like us!"
"But then again, since when has Pidge ever been wrong in her life?" said Ulric with dark sarcasm.
"Isn't Anton here?" I asked. Ulric snarled.
"No," Trin said.
"And if he was he would've been my midnight snack," said Ulric. "And since he's not a mutant freak..."
"And if he was?" said Aleron.
"He would be making plans on building a batmobile," I said, rolling my eyes. Trin laughed a weird laugh. I checked the ceiling, just to make sure I didn't see a five foot eleven inch tall bat hanging from the ceiling fan. Ew! What a thought!
"Ulric told me about Aleron," she said. "How Ulric attacked him with anti-repressant." Ulric snorted. I realized his hair was back to normal again, which as we know, is very abnormal.
"Well," I said, flopping down upon a couch. "Now that we're all here..."
"What do you mean?" said Ulric.
"Well, we're a team, right?" I said. I saw Trin and Ulric exchange glances.
"Well, yeah," said Trinity. "A team of genetically mutated freaks with superhuman powers."
"Wait," said Ulric. "I know what Red means. We're like, superheros! She's saying we should get costumes and have a team name and such!" He seemed rediculously excited.
"Um, sure," I said. "I'm sure yellow spandex would look ravishing on you..." He gave me a dark look.
"But we should have a team name," said Aleron.
"Sure," said Trinity. "Something that we can have to mark our existence on earth."
"We should call ourselves 'The Ultimate'," I said, thinking of my blog.
"Sure, that's totally not cheesy," said Ulric.
"Oh, would you rather be called 'Ulric and his happy cohorts'?" I said.
"I think Red is right," said Trinity. "We should call ourselves 'The Ultimate'. Only because we don't have anything else to call ourselves."
"I agree," said Aleron.
" 'The Ultimate' it is," I said.
So there you go. The story of how we became a team.
Me, Aleron, and Ulric had to split because we would be tired as hell in the morning, and we needed to get some shut-eye anyway. Ulric ran home (because he has the ability to run at two hundred miles tops) and me and Aleron took air and flew. Trin stayed at the HQ, because she insisted, and I went back to Jalana's.
I'm thinking I'll move out myself, because there's no use staying in Jalana's house if Trin's not there. I mean, Jalana is Trinity's second mother, not mine.
And the HQ is mine anyway.
So there. When I can, I will move out. Maybe Aleron will come too, and I think Ulric will be more than happy to leave Jalana's house.
But it make sense to move out because we're a team you know. We had something like a sort of bonding happen at the HQ that night, and we couldn't split because of our own asparations and wants and crap like that. Even though Aleron and Ulric do not get along very well, and Ulric's sworn death upon Trin's boyfriend, we're still a team. The Ultimate, if you will.
So there you go. A team of four mutant freaks living in society.
I swear, my life should be turned into a movie.

-Red

Trinity's Gone!!!

It's so...she said so on her blog.
She just...left, and went back to our old HQ...
Ulric came up to me today, looking like a sad puppy, and asked me where she was. It seriously broke my heart...
Trinity had left Ulric a gift (although more as a joke). I gave him the pink collar with the sparkly clear gems in it, saying that Trinity got it for him. He didn't say anything, but he took it...He told me it reminded him of Trinity. I don't think he will ever wear it, but keep it as sort of a memento or something.
And he's already got a black leather collar that he wears.
Poor Ulric. He stays cooped in his room, saying that he's plotting Anton's death.
He thinks it's all Anton's fault, as well as his own, that Trinity left. He told me that if he hadn't been such a wolf, always hitting on her and such, she wouldn't have left...
The mutant repressant wore off yesterday, by the way, which leads to another eventful, and scary, moment in my life. And so this weekend, me and Ulric will luxuriate by being the freaks we are.
But yesterday, as I was up in Ulric's room, which is a tight squeeze for a mutant with wings and another, doggier mutant, when Jalana said, "Red, come down for a minute." Unfortunately she didn't explain why I had to come down. So I came downstairs, expecting that I had to do the dishes or something, and when I rounded the corner, I stopped dead.
There, standing in the front door, was, wonder of all wonders...
Aleron Phoenix.
I could only just stare. It was like I was a deer caught in the headlights. I saw his eyes grow wide, his mouth go slack, and his face blanch. He could see my wings. They were in full view. Huge when unfolded, just as impressive folded. Black, and on the tips of the largest feathers there was just a trace of gold.
Jalana looked horrified, but I knew it wasn't her fault. She might have wanted to surprise me, but it was Aleron who was getting the surprise.
I don't know how long it was before I turned away and ran back up the stairs. My heart was pounding like mad. A tremendous thumpthumpthumpthumpthump if you will. Like a jackhammer. I was in Ulric's room again, with Ulric, and I told him everything. He said that I needed to inject the mutant repressant thing again, and it was downstairs in the living room, on my desk...
After like twenty minutes, I dared to venture down there. To my horror, Aleron and Jalana were in the living room, and I put on a serious face before tromping into the living room. I gave Aleron and Jalana a hard stare. With an awkward air floating around, I said, "Hi Aleron," which took a hell of a lot of guts I tell you. Aleron continued looking at me.
"Red," said Jalana in a shaky voice. "I think you'd better..." She made a motion as if giving herself a shot. But I had made up my mind, stupidly.
"No," I said. I turned to Aleron. "Do you mind if I keep my wings out?"
"N-no," said Aleron. He looked petrified. I sat next to him on the couch, and he didn't move. No one said anything for a full minute. It was Ulric who broke the awkward silence, coming down the stairs. He stopped mid-way when he saw Aleron.
"Mrawr?" he said, probably as a joke. He came into the living room, and stood near the wall. I noticed the dye in his hair was wearing off, fast. It would be completely gone by the afternoon I guessed.
"So your boyfriend has finally figured it out, Red," he said.
"Shut-up Ulric," I said.
"Well now he knows," said Ulric. "Why not explain, since he's not a freak himself."
Or is he?
That's the question.
"He could be!" cried Ulric, with those fangs of his flashing every time he spoke. "You told me he was!"
"I said shut-up Ulric!" I yelled, temper rising.
"Let's see if it is so then!" Before I could stop him, he took great bounding leaps over to my desk and picked up a syringe filled with clear liquid.
"DON'T!!!" I cried, but it was too late. The next moment, Ulric was at Aleron's side and jabbed him with the syringe, and injected him with the stuff.
It was something I was developing. It was the opposite of the mutant repressant. What it did was that it enhanced the mutant gene to that it can overcome the repressant for a few seconds. That way, it got rid of any repressant in one's body...
And Ulric just injected that into Aleron!
Shit...
But then something happened. With a ripping noise, from Aleron's back unfolded two great wings. They looked like golden eagle wings, and Aleron's eyes turned a dark gold.
Jalana fainted...
I was more than stunned. My own mouth dropped open, and my own gold eyes grew wide.
"There!" said Ulric, throwing the syringe behind him carelessly. "There's proof!"
"ULRIC!!!" I screamed. Suddenly Aleron jumped up.
"Red, it's fine!" he said. Strangely enough, he was smiling. "It's fine."
"See it's fine!" said Ulric. "Are you still planning to impale me on a fifty-foot spike?" I looked back at Aleron again. Disbelief just kicked in. There was Aleron, who I fantasized about being a mutant, a mutant. He had wings of a golden eagle. He seemed ten times more gorgeous than before, and I realized that it was his wings that were turning me on.
Suddenly, all my anger for Ulric subsided as if it never existed. I was falling into Aleron's dark, deep gold eyes.
"I didn't know you were a mutant," I said, sounding like an idiot.
"You never asked," said Aleron.
"But why were you so surprised when you saw my wings?"
'Because I never thought it would be so," said Aleron. I suddenly felt a rush of adrenaline, but it wasn't from anger. Nope, it was love if I ever felt it.
"Oh Aleron!" I cried before I could stop myself. I hugged him, and he hugged me back.
"I'm getting out of here," said Ulric, apparently sick of seeing us so happy.
For that entire stay, Aleron and I talked about our mutant freakness. Both of us were excited, and when Jalana finally came to, she was glad that everything was sorted out.
When Aleron left, which wasn't for a while, we promised secretly at one in the morning we would meet up on the tallest skyscraper in the city. I gave him some repressant and anti-repressant so he could get home and also fly tomorrow night.
I'll tell you how that was on the next post.

Ignore this uncreative title...

Jalana finally agreed to dye Ulric's hair brown (because he was starting to go insane over it), and so now he's back to his normal self.
Which isn't good, but better than having some alien Ulric around the house. I thought maybe it was because those "dumb blonde"-isms were kicking in when his hair was blonde.

But anyway...

Oh, got more pics for you to see, by the way.

-Red

And Days Grow Dark...

Sorry for not posting for a while (slacking on the job...)
Anyway, I went skating with Aleron this weekend (which is necessary when you live here). He's pretty good at it too. We hung out today too, since there's no school today.
Other than the usual romantic moments and hanging out with Aleron, I've got to say that things are getting pretty...weird around here.
I mean, Trinity's got a new boyfriend, and she's acting strange now. In fact, Ulric snapped the other day. He yanked at her hair and yelled, "Are you forgetting that you're a freak of nature!?!" in her face, but he regretted it afterwords because Trin had left claw marks on his face (which, in case you've forgotten, can give one a temporary poisoned feeling...ugh!)
Yep, it hasn't been to great...
Ulric is really getting to be touchy. Today during dinner he had yelled at Jalana because his meat was too well-done. I wonder what's gotten into him that he's snapping at everyone for little things. Next thing you'll know, he'll be throwing a tantrum because we're breathing.
Sigh...
I think he's just been cooped up to long in society. I say we should dump him in the wild for about a week. It would do good for all of us.

-Red

Dropping in a Post

Just checking in to assure you that yes I'm still alive.
Nothing new worth talking about, except that it's great to have no homework each night.
Except study my lines, which are few.
Whoo-yeah!
Yeah. Ulric's "wild" is toned down again by the way, because of the incident with his hair.
It's not going to come out any time soon you know.

Gotta fly. Phone's ringing (maybe Aleron).

-Red

A conversation between me and Ulric

The conversation I had with Ulric today are as follows:

(Red is sitting at her computer looking at Max Ride trailer.)

Red: Ulric?

Ulric: What?

Red: Would you fancy having wings?

(Ulric looks over Red's shoulder at the trailer. Sees Erasers with wings.)

Ulric: Fuck no! Hey start it over again! I want to see it.

(Red starts trailer at the beginning. Ulric watches.)

Ulric: That's not you, is it?

Red: Does it look like I have blond hair?

(Ulric snorts, annoyed.)

Ulric: No. What's with her eyes? They just turned blue...Hey! Wings!

(Ulric laughs).

Ulric: Those look sooooo fake!

Red: You should see the one where she's talking. Sounds like a freakin' chipmunk.

Ulric: And...those are those wolf creations? "Erasers"?

Red: Yep.

Ulric: They looked messed up! Where the hell is their fur!? Man that's an offence to me!

Red: It's just a cheap commercial Ulric. It's not like they're going to look like that in the movie.

Ulric: Some movie if a preppy girl is going to play Max!


And yeah...

-Red

Friday: Madness Strikes Again!

Guess who's overly pissed off over their hair? And it's not me.
Trinity says that Ulric's hair is not going to go back to brown in quite a while, and that made him throw a freakin' tantrum.
He looks okay blond, but he looked better brown.
He tried to get Jalana to dye it again, but she said that he deserves what he got for deliberately ruining the salon.
By the way, Ulric is grounded for all eternity, or at least until Jalana calms down.
Aleron was shocked when he first saw Ulric's hair. In fact, Ulric's hair has caused a kind of confusion in the school. He's really popular, even for a freshman, and all his crushes are now overly confused.
It's been busy in the rumor department.
And by the way, you know Aleron's previous crush, Jessica? (I talked about her once). She's put me on her "enemies" list. She's not giving up on Aleron even if the world was coming to an end.
Which is annoying.
Oh, and then there's Trinity.
Another reason why Ulric's overly pissed off is because Trin is going out with a new guy. He didn't know about him. Trinity had told Ulric the day before that they were breaking up, and now she's got someone new. His name's Anton. Plus Trinity's not hanging out with us much anymore.
I feel sorry for Ulric actually. Both me and Trin have boyfriends, and Ulric has no one.
Ulric doesn't talk to me when Aleron is around because he and Aleron are sworn enemies.
Boys. You know how they are. They get into a fight while playing football and that's it.
But now I have the weekend off.

Crap. Gotta go.

-Red

Please. Don't laugh your ass off too much.

You see what I mean!?

Another Post...

So today was...
Hmm...well, uneventful.
And you know that "uneventful" in my life had a totally different definition.
I suppose you're wondering the overall reaction the school had to Ulric's blondness.
It varies, but there was a reaction.
One of Ulric's mad crushes looked like she was going to faint. Seriously. Ulric was in a crappy mood because of his hair, and no one could get him to explain why he did it. But nobody really asked him about it much, because he seriously looked like he was going to bite someone's head off.
I heard from Trinity he almost flipped out in Robotics because he couldn't get his program to work. Oh, she's in the dance J-Term by the way, and Aleron's in photography.
Gee, we're all split up.
Speaking of which, you might be wondering how my romance life is doing.
Great.
Aleron is great I tell you. Real great guy. Called me up on New Years to wish me Happy New Year.
Well, that's all I can tell you for now. I've got homework to do.
Blah...

-Red

Ha...

Well, here I am again.

Ulric is staring at orange juice, and so far nothing has happened. He's wearing a stupid hat now that seriously dulls his looks. Honestly, he doesn't look too bad blond. At least it gets rid of those conspicuous gray streaks in his hair. Plus he's not completely blond. A little dark shows through here and there.

Anyway...

So I had this awful, awful thought, right? Well, it wasn't awful, but kind of alarming.

I illustrated it.

We see here what I hope will not be the future. At least not sometime in the next five to ten years.

As you can see, those children are obviously not mine! Some are wolves, and others are foxes.

I mean, there's no question about Ulric and Trinity having half a dozen kids. If they do have kids at all.

Ish! Wow what a weird thought! And trust me, I don't want to be called "Auntie Starbird" just yet. I don't have anything against them having a billion kids, but I just don't want to their fricken baby-sitter!

I'm not cut out for the job, you know.

What a thought...

-Red

Break Time Over...

First day of school after a while? Blah...
I can't believed I survived on four hours of sleep!
But it was a relatively easy day. We have J-Term, you know, and I'm in a play.
As in acting.
But that means I have no homework, except to study my lines.
Ulric got robotics for his J-Term, which wasn't his first choice. He had made a big deal out of it before...
Oh yeah. This is something you have got to hear! Yesterday Ulric came up to me with this weird expression on his face, and had a freak-out fit because his "wild" has gone tame.
Which it has, so he took Johnny's snowboard and started snowboarding down the stairs, and then he took my camera to take a picture of his dick, and then he started wrecking more havoc and completely tearing up the whole house.
And he stole Trinity's underwear that say "Love me" on the rear.
He plainly stated that he was not going to become a trained house pet.
But here's what happened.
Ulric was getting a little too reckless in the salon, and managed to spill a crap load of hair dye on his head.
He cried out automatically, because it was a lot of dye, and Jalana helped him wash it out.
But now we see a blond Ulric.
Ulric with blond hair!!!
Me and Trin laughed our sorry asses off. Trust me, we were crying with laughter.
I wanted a picture so badly! But Ulric threatened the worst when I went to get it.
I can't even believe it!!!
Ulric is a dumb blond!!!

Ha...Good times...

-Red

Happy New Year!

Sorry I haven't posted in a while.
Anyway, to make a long story short, Christmas was good. We went ice skating and Ulric started an all-around game of crack the whip...
You can imagine how that went.
New Years was crazy. I stayed up until twelve (although I do that every night). It was not very eventful. Me and Trin just watched Mirrormask for New Years.
Which is, no doubt, one of the coolest movies I've ever seen.
But I have to be brief, so I'm going to sign off right now.

-Red

p.s. - Nothing too dramatic has happened recently.