A conversation between me and Ulric

The conversation I had with Ulric today are as follows:

(Red is sitting at her computer looking at Max Ride trailer.)

Red: Ulric?

Ulric: What?

Red: Would you fancy having wings?

(Ulric looks over Red's shoulder at the trailer. Sees Erasers with wings.)

Ulric: Fuck no! Hey start it over again! I want to see it.

(Red starts trailer at the beginning. Ulric watches.)

Ulric: That's not you, is it?

Red: Does it look like I have blond hair?

(Ulric snorts, annoyed.)

Ulric: No. What's with her eyes? They just turned blue...Hey! Wings!

(Ulric laughs).

Ulric: Those look sooooo fake!

Red: You should see the one where she's talking. Sounds like a freakin' chipmunk.

Ulric: And...those are those wolf creations? "Erasers"?

Red: Yep.

Ulric: They looked messed up! Where the hell is their fur!? Man that's an offence to me!

Red: It's just a cheap commercial Ulric. It's not like they're going to look like that in the movie.

Ulric: Some movie if a preppy girl is going to play Max!


And yeah...

-Red